Join the Tako club

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membership benefits include:

An offical memebership certificate.
Ability to say "I'm part of the Tako club"
Absolutly no secret meetings.
Definitely not a cult.

aPPLY FOR MEMBERSHIP.

All members who sign up will receive a certificate and a chance to be posted in the hall of members

To apply for membership please complete all questions.

Your name

Email

Questions:

Reason For Joining

Favorite Snacks

Have you ever taken life seriously?

Yes

Unfortunately

Working on it

What's the question?

Rate your ability:

Napping

Snack Detection

Existing

Qualifications (click all that apply)

I promise to wave at least one duck this year.

I would like to be name posted publicly.

I accept my official title of "friend of Tako."

By submitting you agree that things don't need to be taken seriously , snacks are important, and naps are a valid responce to most things. This club is mostly an excuse to relax.

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